Tuesday, August 17, 2010
Wednesday, August 11, 2010
the wtf model industry
u will know what shit im gonna write here the moment u see the title.
yes, the WTF MODEL industry.
all i can say is, nowadays even a duck can be a model.
which is why i call them the WTF model industry.
i thought the requirement for model is pretty strict, but looks like it the term model is now being defined very loosely..
i thought model suppose to be tall, somewhat 170cm min for girls and 180 for guys.
I thought model suppose to have good figure, yeah u know.. the S shape thingy for girl and the V shape thingy for guy.
I thought model suppose to have pretty face or macho look.
look at those "model" around us nowadays.
even chickens and ducks can call themselve model so long as they are skinny.
most of them dont even have pretty face and they dont even come near to the minimum height requirement, yet they call themselve model?
maybe i hv watched too much of ANTM, i just simply couldnt accept this kind of MODEL.
and what pissed me off more is that, i saw alot of ppl in facebook group which provide freelance job, they are actually hiring these kind of MODELS to be escort girl? and wad "provide overnight service"?
what shit is this?
why not u just straight away said u r guai gong and u need hooker?
lemme show u an example of VACANY that i saw in some random job provider page.
ok, this is pretty obvious that they r not hiring model, but i saw some which have the same content, they put their title as hiring "MODEL FOR DINNER JOB".
but they need model that provide overnight service.
what shit is that?
and just click on the person who post this thing up, is a SHE. not guai gong, but guai po, where her display pic is half naked + seeing half of her boobs. =.='
what on earth is wrong with these ppl?
model cant earn much so they wanna tukar profession to become hooker?
lemme show u another one.
wtf is an overnight job? why dont they just state "HOOKER for dinner/ktv/escort"?
honestly i have high respect for models who are really models.
i like models although im not one of them, coz i know their job is ntg easy compare to other profession but somehow the term model is being misused/abused.
just take a look around u, u will find alot of random girls calling themselve model when they poses no model quality at all.
and looking at those "JOB PROVIDER" for model, they are the major contributor to the "WTF MODEL INDUSTRY".
what i can say is, nowadays really 世风日下 道德沦亡.
and u know what, ALL OF THEM ARE FREAKING CHINESE girls.
this is why i always said chinese youngster nowadays have no idea what is self discipline and they have no morality in themselve.
dont bash me, im oso a chinese, obviously.
enough said, i might not be able to stop @!#$%^&%$# here if i dont stop now.
yes, the WTF MODEL industry.
all i can say is, nowadays even a duck can be a model.
which is why i call them the WTF model industry.
i thought the requirement for model is pretty strict, but looks like it the term model is now being defined very loosely..
i thought model suppose to be tall, somewhat 170cm min for girls and 180 for guys.
I thought model suppose to have good figure, yeah u know.. the S shape thingy for girl and the V shape thingy for guy.
I thought model suppose to have pretty face or macho look.
look at those "model" around us nowadays.
even chickens and ducks can call themselve model so long as they are skinny.
most of them dont even have pretty face and they dont even come near to the minimum height requirement, yet they call themselve model?
maybe i hv watched too much of ANTM, i just simply couldnt accept this kind of MODEL.
and what pissed me off more is that, i saw alot of ppl in facebook group which provide freelance job, they are actually hiring these kind of MODELS to be escort girl? and wad "provide overnight service"?
what shit is this?
why not u just straight away said u r guai gong and u need hooker?
lemme show u an example of VACANY that i saw in some random job provider page.
We are currently looking and hiring for girls to escort on sugar daddy to various functions..
Training, Hostel and Transportation will be provided...
Currently we are running on selection n screening of *exclusive escort girls*.. Whoever that will be chosen to enrol as exclusive escort girl will be enjoying pay from Rm18k - Rm135k per month..(strictly no bullshitting)..
There will be only 4 vacancies open for exclusive escort girls..
Others that are not be chosen, will be enrolled to be normal escort girls..Salary ranging from Rm4k - Rm18k
Exclusive escort girls
Race: whatever race
Height: at least 163cm
Weight: not more than 60kg
Vital statistics: Minimum C,23-26,Minimum 33
Other: Posseses good attitude
Normal escort girls
Race: Whatever race will do
Height,weight,vital statistics or watever: doesn't matter as long as it is nice, looks fit and pretty according to your scale..
Male escort vacancy is available now too..
Contact us now at (email) XXXXX@live.com / XXXX@live.com (msn) XXXX@live.com / XXXXX@live.com
ok, this is pretty obvious that they r not hiring model, but i saw some which have the same content, they put their title as hiring "MODEL FOR DINNER JOB".
but they need model that provide overnight service.
what shit is that?
and just click on the person who post this thing up, is a SHE. not guai gong, but guai po, where her display pic is half naked + seeing half of her boobs. =.='
what on earth is wrong with these ppl?
model cant earn much so they wanna tukar profession to become hooker?
lemme show u another one.
TITLE: model for KTV/dinner/Escort
tis is an events co-ordinating agency, looking for high quality models for dinner jobs.
models requirements:
- sweet n pretty looking, able to communicate well.
- slim n good body shape
- able to drink a bit
- can work with dicipline.
jobs no hanky panky.
payment wll be rm 500 n above for per appearance.just a DINNER
grooming courses will be provided to fresh models.
please send your profile to XXXX.hotmaill.com if you're interested. title put DINNER if you can work for dinner job,
put ON if you can work for overnight job(3k-5k). pictures pls mms to 01265177XX. we will reply you asap if you're choosen for futher interview. details will be included in the mail.
thanks
Regards,
XXXXXXX event
wtf is an overnight job? why dont they just state "HOOKER for dinner/ktv/escort"?
honestly i have high respect for models who are really models.
i like models although im not one of them, coz i know their job is ntg easy compare to other profession but somehow the term model is being misused/abused.
just take a look around u, u will find alot of random girls calling themselve model when they poses no model quality at all.
and looking at those "JOB PROVIDER" for model, they are the major contributor to the "WTF MODEL INDUSTRY".
what i can say is, nowadays really 世风日下 道德沦亡.
and u know what, ALL OF THEM ARE FREAKING CHINESE girls.
this is why i always said chinese youngster nowadays have no idea what is self discipline and they have no morality in themselve.
dont bash me, im oso a chinese, obviously.
enough said, i might not be able to stop @!#$%^&%$# here if i dont stop now.
Tuesday, June 1, 2010
letter to...
dear pretty boy,
you probably have no idea how much you upset my life,
but hey,
it actually has got nothing to do with you,
just that you remind me of him.
which part of you remind me of him?
the same flirty words coming from y'all..
the difference between y'all?
you are a free man but he's not..
i must admit,
hmmm.. you're relly sweet..
and you're relly nice..
but hey,
I don't play with fire,
coz I will end up burning myself,
it hurts,
alot..
you probably wonder why i keep pushing you to other gals,
you're just too dangerous,
just like him.
you probably wonder why am i running away from you,
you're just too different,
different from him.
pretty boy,
i enjoy talking to you and the time with you,
but i can't seem to remember who am i talking to.
pretty boy,
i just hope someday i can get over everything,
and just be normal a bit whenever im with you.
pretty boy,
no one knows when will it be,
and perhaps its time for you to forget bout me.
hey pretty boy,
please forgive me coz i dont know wad to do,
it might not because of you,
but another.
sorry,
and goodbye.
you probably have no idea how much you upset my life,
but hey,
it actually has got nothing to do with you,
just that you remind me of him.
which part of you remind me of him?
the same flirty words coming from y'all..
the difference between y'all?
you are a free man but he's not..
i must admit,
hmmm.. you're relly sweet..
and you're relly nice..
but hey,
I don't play with fire,
coz I will end up burning myself,
it hurts,
alot..
you probably wonder why i keep pushing you to other gals,
you're just too dangerous,
just like him.
you probably wonder why am i running away from you,
you're just too different,
different from him.
pretty boy,
i enjoy talking to you and the time with you,
but i can't seem to remember who am i talking to.
pretty boy,
i just hope someday i can get over everything,
and just be normal a bit whenever im with you.
pretty boy,
no one knows when will it be,
and perhaps its time for you to forget bout me.
hey pretty boy,
please forgive me coz i dont know wad to do,
it might not because of you,
but another.
sorry,
and goodbye.
Sunday, May 30, 2010
random joke
1 So many people die, never see you die.
甘多人死，唔見你死。
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
你教我以後點出嚟行?
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
如果你夠姜既話就放馬過嚟。
4 "I saw a pork chop"
我見到件豬扒啊。
5 Are you road?
你係咪路啊？
6 What the water are you?
你係乜水啊？
7 Do you big me?
你大我啊？
8 Zebra chops people.
班馬劈友。
9 The king of the cutting girl.
界女王。
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
批我個頭俾你當凳坐。
11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
你當我無到？
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
你有種，我會俾D顏色你睇，兄弟，同我一齊上！
13 Today I was very black son.
今日我好黑仔。
14 I am wearing grass.
我著緊草。
16 Two beat six.
二打六
17 Two five son.
二五仔
18 Piano piano green.
琴琴青
19 I give you some colour to see see.
我俾D顏色你睇睇！
20 Stupid stupid want to move .
蠢蠢欲動。
21 People mountain people sea .
人山人海。
22 How senior are you?
你算老幾?
23 What the ghost are you talk?
你講乜鬼?
24 I fear that you have teeth.
我驚你有牙！
25 Heart flower angry open.
心花怒放。
26 Fish skin
魚皮。
27 Monster of blowing water.
吹水怪。
18 Face green green
面青青。
29 You see road carefully
你小心睇路
30 You go to street carefully
你出街小心D。
31 Do the world
做世界。
32 Big tea rice
大茶飯。
33 American chinese not enough.
美中不足。
34 King eight egg.
王八蛋
35 High hand.
高手
36 DO YOU Old dot ME?
你老點我呀?
37 One old water
一舊水
38 I know your mouse.
我識你老鼠！
39 Measure water/Pound water.
磅水
40 A dragon service.
一條龍服務
41 Pump water.?
抽水
42 I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
我吹雞打你班友。
43 You jump building.
你跳樓啦。
44 You come back home and eat banana
你返屋企食蕉啦
45 I give you a hair.
我俾條毛你ar!
46 Collect skin
收皮
47 Collect father
收爹
48 You give me collect father.
你同我收爹！
49 Laugh die me.
笑死我。
50 You give me stop.
你同我企系度。
51 Eight woman
八婆
52 Eight woman,you are good!
八婆，你好o野!
甘多人死，唔見你死。
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
你教我以後點出嚟行?
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
如果你夠姜既話就放馬過嚟。
4 "I saw a pork chop"
我見到件豬扒啊。
5 Are you road?
你係咪路啊？
6 What the water are you?
你係乜水啊？
7 Do you big me?
你大我啊？
8 Zebra chops people.
班馬劈友。
9 The king of the cutting girl.
界女王。
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
批我個頭俾你當凳坐。
11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
你當我無到？
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
你有種，我會俾D顏色你睇，兄弟，同我一齊上！
13 Today I was very black son.
今日我好黑仔。
14 I am wearing grass.
我著緊草。
16 Two beat six.
二打六
17 Two five son.
二五仔
18 Piano piano green.
琴琴青
19 I give you some colour to see see.
我俾D顏色你睇睇！
20 Stupid stupid want to move .
蠢蠢欲動。
21 People mountain people sea .
人山人海。
22 How senior are you?
你算老幾?
23 What the ghost are you talk?
你講乜鬼?
24 I fear that you have teeth.
我驚你有牙！
25 Heart flower angry open.
心花怒放。
26 Fish skin
魚皮。
27 Monster of blowing water.
吹水怪。
18 Face green green
面青青。
29 You see road carefully
你小心睇路
30 You go to street carefully
你出街小心D。
31 Do the world
做世界。
32 Big tea rice
大茶飯。
33 American chinese not enough.
美中不足。
34 King eight egg.
王八蛋
35 High hand.
高手
36 DO YOU Old dot ME?
你老點我呀?
37 One old water
一舊水
38 I know your mouse.
我識你老鼠！
39 Measure water/Pound water.
磅水
40 A dragon service.
一條龍服務
41 Pump water.?
抽水
42 I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
我吹雞打你班友。
43 You jump building.
你跳樓啦。
44 You come back home and eat banana
你返屋企食蕉啦
45 I give you a hair.
我俾條毛你ar!
46 Collect skin
收皮
47 Collect father
收爹
48 You give me collect father.
你同我收爹！
49 Laugh die me.
笑死我。
50 You give me stop.
你同我企系度。
51 Eight woman
八婆
52 Eight woman,you are good!
八婆，你好o野!
Sunday, April 11, 2010
dance
i guess u guys just dont know me tat much even after so many years of friendship.
dance, stage, spotlights, cheer..
all these things mean much more than anything else to me.
---rant omitted----
i dun wanna blog about how frust I am towards u guys,
im here to tell u im upset,
im dissapointed,
im not happy,
im stress,
and u know wad?
u guys contribute substantially.
im not blaming u,
is my own problem perhaps.
dance, stage, spotlights, cheer..
all these things mean much more than anything else to me.
---rant omitted----
i dun wanna blog about how frust I am towards u guys,
im here to tell u im upset,
im dissapointed,
im not happy,
im stress,
and u know wad?
u guys contribute substantially.
im not blaming u,
is my own problem perhaps.
Thursday, April 1, 2010
Monday, March 8, 2010
freaking busy and freaking stress
yes, i dunno y am i blogging here when i was relly relly busy.
*rant*
last whole week was busy doing that whole god damn research thingy which relly drive me to insanity. wtf, a 2500 words essay is not tat easy to write.
what kid of legal research is that?? GOD..
the problem is not that 2500 words is alot, but is too LITTLE.
my goodness.
my first draft came out to be 4000++ words, if i relly pass this up it will definitely be a suicide attempt. univeristy of london will fail me retrospectively and prospectively. (quoting my lecturer mr amerjit)
i wasted like sooooooooooo many hours sitting in front of the computer just to edit, edit, edit and freaking edit the essay again. fuck!
i sat in front of the pc for the one whole week, from morning 9am until another morning 3am. which is CRAZY.
my eye soar thru out the whole week. damn u research essay.
if the uni relly fail me for my essay imma jump off from the building.
i read alot of articles in order to create that piece of essay, so plssss for god sake dont fail me...!
imagine one article of mine consist of 78 pages, and i read more than 5 articles.
pity my eyeball.
*rant*
i relly beh tahan, thru out the whole week been dreaming that either i fail the research paper, or that i cant finish the research paper, or that i have finished the paper but end up no time for my studies, or that i fail my other subject.
damn
im freaking stress.
and now revision class starts, i have no time for myself
there are so much to read but so little time.
im relly relly worry that i cant get thru the exam and freaking get a 2-1 for myself to save my life.
geezzz.. i just wanna slap myself.
probably no one gonna understand wtf im writting here.
and u know what, my only enjoyment become not my enjoyment anymore.
my revision timetable freaking used up all my dancing time which make me cannot go practice for 2months.
damn u ATC.
the amount of student in revision class + the revision table + exam stress + legal research stress + jae-ness stress + ......
all this stress relly make me suffocate, i can hardly breathe.
atc, why u put so many ppl in one class?
u crazy ka?
the classroom is so freaking small and u put 160 ppl inside?
the whole building gonna collapse soon when u put 700++ in the building at the same time.
even the freaking car park oso full all the time and i have to queue for half an hour just to PAY the freaking car park fee.
everything is just crazy!!!@$@
GAHHHHHHH!!@#@$@
*rant*
and those retarded gang tat sit behind tat still freaking talk shit bout me.
u all shud go and fly kite,
and freaking get a life for yrself pls.
yes, im freaking stuck up.
sue me!
*rant*
last whole week was busy doing that whole god damn research thingy which relly drive me to insanity. wtf, a 2500 words essay is not tat easy to write.
what kid of legal research is that?? GOD..
the problem is not that 2500 words is alot, but is too LITTLE.
my goodness.
my first draft came out to be 4000++ words, if i relly pass this up it will definitely be a suicide attempt. univeristy of london will fail me retrospectively and prospectively. (quoting my lecturer mr amerjit)
i wasted like sooooooooooo many hours sitting in front of the computer just to edit, edit, edit and freaking edit the essay again. fuck!
i sat in front of the pc for the one whole week, from morning 9am until another morning 3am. which is CRAZY.
my eye soar thru out the whole week. damn u research essay.
if the uni relly fail me for my essay imma jump off from the building.
i read alot of articles in order to create that piece of essay, so plssss for god sake dont fail me...!
imagine one article of mine consist of 78 pages, and i read more than 5 articles.
pity my eyeball.
*rant*
i relly beh tahan, thru out the whole week been dreaming that either i fail the research paper, or that i cant finish the research paper, or that i have finished the paper but end up no time for my studies, or that i fail my other subject.
damn
im freaking stress.
and now revision class starts, i have no time for myself
there are so much to read but so little time.
im relly relly worry that i cant get thru the exam and freaking get a 2-1 for myself to save my life.
geezzz.. i just wanna slap myself.
probably no one gonna understand wtf im writting here.
and u know what, my only enjoyment become not my enjoyment anymore.
my revision timetable freaking used up all my dancing time which make me cannot go practice for 2months.
damn u ATC.
the amount of student in revision class + the revision table + exam stress + legal research stress + jae-ness stress + ......
all this stress relly make me suffocate, i can hardly breathe.
atc, why u put so many ppl in one class?
u crazy ka?
the classroom is so freaking small and u put 160 ppl inside?
the whole building gonna collapse soon when u put 700++ in the building at the same time.
even the freaking car park oso full all the time and i have to queue for half an hour just to PAY the freaking car park fee.
everything is just crazy!!!@$@
GAHHHHHHH!!@#@$@
*rant*
and those retarded gang tat sit behind tat still freaking talk shit bout me.
u all shud go and fly kite,
and freaking get a life for yrself pls.
yes, im freaking stuck up.
sue me!
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